Weird windows 95 messages

Post by Ahmed Jebara » Sat Feb 19, pm. Post by Cats » Sat Feb 19, pm. Privacy Terms. The community for beta and abandonware collectors. Quick links. The first thing I did was to take the EGA. DRV driver from Microsoft Windows 3. I'll be doing more of this later.

DRV, and in x, 16 Colors. VB Collector. That looks really nice! I'm gonna try that with my system Anyway, here is proof that I actually used the EGA driver with Windows Paint worked properly and looked fine while maximized: As with the Properties pages, Help was also too long for EGA: Windows 95 Tour: Since Windows 95 Tour is too large for EGA, the Microsoft Windows 95 airplane streamer flew off the screen: The Run command worked fine: Hearts worked properly, although the cards and the game area got somewhat compressed: The rest of the games displayed and functioned properly: The Windows 95 Help animations looked a bit weird with EGA: Windows Explorer worked properly: The Create Shortcut wizard also displayed and functioned properly with EGA, though it occupied most of the screen: Note that I didn't actually shut down Windows: Windows 95 Setup looks nice with EGA, though it would look nicer if these screenshots wern't lossy: WordPad worked properly, though there wasn't much typing space:.

This issue pertains to an internal server error rather than something of user error i. Which of these computer error messages did you think were the funniest? Which ones should we have included on the list? Sound off in the comments section below! Funny, funny list. Thanks for allowing me to waste 10 minutes on a Monday! Although I have never encountered these myself, I am chuckling as I read through this, knowing I might receive similar responses.

Of course we we think our computers are our friends and why not reply back to us in a logic way? This is a good reminder that our computers are not human. Great list of errors. When the computer gives up you know you are in trouble. Computer problems can be the most frustrating thing a user can deal with and I think a little humor is just what is needed. I actually laughed out loud at the socket error success story one! I used to do project management for a mid-sized software company and while working on new releases we were always putting in hilarious error messages for each other to find—hilarious to us, probably not so much to anyone else.

There are probably at least a few out there somewhere waiting to pop up on some hapless user. Wow it actually worked, ok I dont normally write on these but this site deserves a big Thank you.

Yes it is really funny i had faced more of them means keyboard, space, , , login, socket errors. Your post is remind me each first funny errors with that incidents. Thank You. A child process is simply a process that was started by another process to perform some task. A friend from HS posted this on his facebook. When he tried to install a new version of Adobe Acrobat, he got this…to use the PDF printer, he was out of paper, and to put more paper in.

If you have ever called the help number at some of the smaller soft ware companies I know where the monkeys work. The keyboard one was intentional. If you can press F2 then the keyboard is present.

There are two error messages I must include here. I wonder how many people are waiting for police sirens. Is that really so difficult to understand? Your email address will not be published. If you do not like online tool and want to have similar fun offline — then grab the message box toy tool for creating fake Windows error messages. You know that both you and your windows installation are both guaranteed to die fatal errors!

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